Read Mr. Sheckles adventure in Never Send a Monster, available as a digital download here.
When you meet someone who you think may like you, but you’re not sure because they live and work in a glass-encased upright box as a fortune teller and you’ve run out of quarters, should you tape a napkin with your name and number to the glass and hope they call or should you come back later with a quarter and ask them if they want to go bowling?
Tis as close to yinz eye as its eyelid, Scot. This Hungarian scrier has yew viewin through Fortune Teller colored field glasses. Her lovinz for yew is reserved to them moon colored corders ye trickles into her slot. Cease chasin after the inattainable torsos this un loves ye not.